Young Author

In third or second grade, I was a proud recipient of the prestigious Young Author's Award, which maybe a zillion other kids also received in the state of Wisconsin. I found the winning piece today, in a box of old stuff. I had an excellent time re-reading what is clearly the first major stepping stone towards what will hopefully be a long, successful career writing.

The story's main character is a lion, Raja, who live in a jungle in Delhi, which I subsequently learned is actually kind of sort of full of humans and not jungle.

Here are some excerpts, a preview of what will maybe someday be published in full in my Collected Works:

One rainy, rainy day Raja heard some thumping coming toward him. He jumped up and growled.

Then the thing that was thumping said "It is okay," in a crying voice, "It is only me, Share (Raja's BFF, a tiger). I have some very bad news, but you have to promise not to ry."

"Me? Cry?," he answered. "I'm a full grown lion."
...
"Our parents, even mine, have died because they got sucked up by quick sand."

The reader then learns the parents were chased into the quicksand by two evil snakes. I remember pretty distinctly knowing the parents needed to die, and being unwilling to give them a more violent ending than quick sand. Either way, that night, Raja hardly ate dinner, "even though it was his favorite food, deer meat."

After Raja's announcement that he is now king of the jungle

... an elephant came to their house and asked for Raja...

"I heard how your parents died.," said the elepahnt, "Do you think you need a guard? Because I can be yours."

Well why," asked Raja, "I'm not trying to be mean or any thing but I just want to know.

That sentence is probably the only one without proper use of quotation marks. When I was in a creative writing class at Tulane, we had to review quotation marks because some of my classmates didn't get how to do dialouge. Major props to my elementary teachers for having covered that so well! (Oh, and the elephant's parents were sucked up by quicksand--because of the snakes--in case you're wondering why he offered to protect the lions.)

Either way, I apparently didn't have time to finish writing the story, because the narrator ends the story with (Yes! There is a narrator! I must have read some Kipling around when I wrote this, because I seemed to have imitated his narrative voice.) this:

Now you will have to figure the rest out yourself because I do not remember the rest.


Awesome. I'm kind of awesome. I really hate sharing my writing with people (like, non-blog writing, of course); but if you come over and ask about my writing, I will let you read the whole thing!!!

scary.

Once I took a class on the archaeology of gender, and, since then, I have been scared of contracting cribra orbitalia aka porotic hyperostosis. Basically, if you are malnutritioned (is this a verb?), your bones can start to get spongey. And the spongey marrow in your head can start sponging all over the place... including your eye sockets, as shown in the above photograph.

Sometimes, my eyes hurts and I am scared. I worry that the skull sponge marrow is growing into my eyeball and if I touch my eyelids, I will feel it under them. I didn't eat any vegetables today. What if I am malnutritioned? What if bone sponge grows all up in my eye sockets? I'm going to eat a children's chewable vitamin before I go to bed in hopes of preventing such an awful fate.

Can you prevent fate?


Once, I took an online quiz to see if I had adult ADD (or rather, to see if I should bother seeing a doctor about it to be for-real diagnosed). I remember it asked if I ever felt like more than a couple TV channels were on in my head. I said yes then, and still say yes now. But what's good is that each individual channel has a clearer signal these days than ever before.

oh, and just because I go to Starbucks, it doesn't mean I would ever buy one of these things

A guide to downtown Denver's hotspots. THIS IS JUST DOWNTOWN DENVER.

That said, today, upon getting to a too-packed Starbucks in Barnes and Noble, I said, "They should just build a free-standing Starbucks over there", pointing to the strip mall (fancy one) behind the Barnes and Noble (the one with the Starbucks). I used to be too principled to go to Starbucks. Now I am too principled to plan a poor lesson because I sat at home and couldn't focus. Starbucks helps me focus because it doesn't have a TV and it does have a bunch of high schoolers from the fancy school district doing their homework. The non-Starbucks coffee is far and gross and full of college kids talking about their opinions way way way too loudly. Hey college kids, I don't care.

OHHHEMMMGGGEEE

FORGET CANYON DE CHELLY NEEMA AND I HAVE TO GO HERE AFTER GETTING MARRIED:




IT IS NEXT TO THE JURASSIC PARK SECTION OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS.

YES THIS NEEDS TO BE IN ALL CAPS

recent observations

1. My new thematic facebook album is on layers (I'm also working on one highlighting the underrated color grey). I took this picture yesterday on my way out of the school parking lot. I loved how you could see my car, the school's concrete, the road's concrete, grass on the side of the road, shrubs/weeds, plowed (harvested?) farmland (brown), unplowed (unharvested?) farmland (green), darker green, trees, sky, powerline. From the car, it all stacked up like a cross-section of off-color tiramisu. In the photo, it's nowhere near as dramatic. I'm just sharing because now all of the green has been plowed (harvested?) away and so this picture cannot be attempted again.
I can't wait until it's not still in the high 90s every day, temperature-wise, and people wear layers and I can have a reason to photograph clothing.






2. Some gems from the Sept. 28, 2009 issue of Time

"We're going to have no paper, no printing plants, no unions. It's going to be great."
-Rupert Murdoch on the future of the newspaper/my future career

"The national parks--and The National Parks--are based on ideas that are classically, if not radically, communitarian. That the free market doesn't always act in the public interest...And that it is right for people--through government--to protect [national parks] from business interests and even from the people themselves... A series on a public TV network that calls a government program America's best idea? Has no one alerted Rush Limbaugh?"
--James Poniewozik, on Ken Burns' The National Parks: America's Best Idea

After presenting both liberal and conservative estimates of the size of a crowd at a recent protest, David Von Drehle writes, "Either way, you may not be inclined to believe what we say about numbers, according to a recent poll that found record-low levels of public trust of the mainstream media." --an article on Glenn Beck

This statement, from an article on the swine flu, totally blew my mind, "We're living through an unprecedented opportunity for civilization--a chance to pre-empt a catastrophic pandemic influenza rather than just react to it."

"Did he do it just to show the big TV that there are still some flesh-and-blood players in this game?"
--Richard Lacayo/Arlington, on whether A.J. Trapasso of the TN Titans purposefully punted a football into the Jumbo-Tron at the new Cowboy's stadim, in

Usually, nothing in Time stands out. I am happy that so much did today.


3. I found an old mix of some acoustic Saves the Day. It sounds like how I want the dinner/sit down and eat portion of my wedding to sound.

I wonder...

if the half-popped kernels of popcorn are only delicious because they are so rare.

I wish I could figure out how to make only half-popped kernels and find out.